Title: Sincerely, Me
Authors: @ignis-sassentia, @kwehkwehmotherfucker
Fandom: Final Fantasy xv
Pairings: Gladnoct, Promnis, building to OT4
Rating: M
Summary:
Ignis (7:55 p.m.): I remember why we rarely have these little group chats.
Ignis (7:57 p.m.): Every single one of you is incorrigible and inappropriate to the extreme.
What started off as a fic of Noct and Gladio sending fake emails to Prompto and Ignis in order to try to get them together has somehow devolved into this monstrosity of ridiculous group chats, dick pics, and endless shenanigans.In which Noct is a spoiled brat and likes to stir shit up, Prompto is a beautiful cinnamon roll and way too obsessed with emojis, Gladio is just along for the ride and trying to keep the other three from getting themselves killed, and Ignis is way beyond done with all of his friends and wishing he could text Prompto without making a complete fool of himself.
Told mostly through texts and emails, with prose interludes every five chapters.
Chapter 85 Summary: In which Gladio and Noct argue over a painting, Ignis has an awkward boner, and Prompto is jealous over pet names.
“Are
you sure it’s beer you’re thirsty for?” Prompto asked gleefully,
wiggling the monster-themed dildo he had managed to snatch from the box
before Gladio manhandled him away. Seeing the larger man advancing
toward him, he shrieked and quickly tossed the dildo to Noct.
Noct caught the dildo and scampered across the room, a huge grin on his face.
Ignis
sighed as he pried the lid off the first bottle of beer and took a
large swig. Why in the world did he find this both ridiculous and highly
endearing?
“You little shits,” Gladio growled, chasing the two smaller, faster men around the apartment.
“Hey,
Gladio, is it clean?” Noct asked, skirting past his Shield and tossing
the dildo back to Prompto. “Do you think you could deep throat that,
Prompto?”
Prompto laughed. “Hell yeah! Is it clean, Gladio?”
Wandering Jotun / Ignis-Sassentia 